Do You Really Want To Live Forever, Forever Young

noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:29 -0400

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:24 -0400

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

commodore-amiga: the-page-0f-space: I fucking love you,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:11 -0400

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

h0odrich: ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:49:56 -0400

h0odrich:

ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

psych-facts: Find out if you’re an introvert of extrovert by...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:48:40 -0400

psych-facts:

Find out if you’re an introvert of extrovert by following the link on here : http://neurolove.me/post/48232160310/are-you-introverted-or-extraverted

psych-facts: More here

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:48:13 -0400

psych-facts:

More here

merlinwhosuperpotterlock: i met christopher eccleston and this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:28 -0400

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

i met christopher eccleston and this guy from my school commented this…

earthnation: im going to find a way to delete every picture of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:56 -0400

earthnation:

im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation

rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:26 -0400

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

croutoncat: when Jay Z gets really tired does he become Jay Zzzzzzzzz

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:11 -0400

croutoncat:

when Jay Z gets really tired does he become Jay Zzzzzzzzz

enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:01 -0400

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:50 -0400

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quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:27 -0400

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

thegestianpoet: my fav part about the sound of music is how there’s an entire musical number...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:17 -0400

thegestianpoet:

my fav part about the sound of music is how there’s an entire musical number devoted to a guy warning a girl about how certain men might turn out to be jerks and how she’s unaware of the dangers of giving her heart away

and then he literally dumps her to become a nazi

glamydia: thorki: dysexila: jennstarkid: howinternet: Mr....

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:04 -0400

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:32 -0400

baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:58:52 -0400

thetumblr-thisisatumblr: I suppose you’re all wondering why...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:58:45 -0400

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:58:28 -0400

princemordo: heads up if i ever stop talking to you as much its not you there are a lot of things...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:34:20 -0400

princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

its not you

there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg

i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you

be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself

ps its more than likely because i want to be close