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Do You Really Want To Live Forever, Forever Young
nue:
theres always that one kid who tries way too hard to be funny during class and it always makes me cringe from secondhand embarrassment like can u please stop
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
hate it when people ask me this
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
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one time this kid in my class emailed this picture of a cat to the entire student body
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)
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I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye



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